Priestess’ Guide to Situations of Legal Binding

Greetings Sisters,


I’d just like to take this opportunity to point out to my dear Empress that as amazing as Atticus Finch is, he is in fact a fictional character created by a woman.

This is to be the first time I am to address you without Empress by my side. May you be enlightened.

Many women believe that I cannot support marriage because of my misandry. However, this is not true. I can see the appeal in such arrangements. As Sisters, we like ample opportunities to pamper ourselves and to be acknowledged as the exquisite creatures we are. Enticing men into legally supporting us for the rest of our lives is one way to achieve this lifestyle.

Now, I believe that most Sisters are capable of getting to a materially stable situation by themselves. Consider that the battle to make it to such a high peak of success can be mentally and emotionally fulfilling just as much as it is physically rewarding. Nevertheless, I am able to take note of the tempting situation of acquiring a Host. It is, sometimes, a long-term arrangement and a long-term contract of supporting and in rare or extremely well manipulated cases, a constant source of attention. When choosing such a Host, a Sister must remember that they will often be ‘expected’ to fall into ancient traditional occupations of oppression and menial labour. I urge you to reject these positions. Use your feminine charm and wit to convince your Host to hire a cleaner. For the experienced and particular sadistic Sister, see if you can get your Host to do the house chores instead.

Of course, if you are kind of heart and allow your Host to take the easy option then a great deal of excess money is needed. Allow me to present my Criteria for a Worthy Host.

Money

What is the point of a man without material assets? A Pact without money, power or other such valuable commodities is a Pact based on a mound of mockery and FAIL. Without money, your life of indulgence and self-appreciation is, quite frankly, null and void.

Fatal Flaw

Whether it be that the Host is weak-willed, has an aesthetic eye that is tuned into you, is overloaded with testosterone, has an ever-hungry ego – use whatever you can to lure this man into a Legal Pact. Do not enter a Pact if you feel that your skills are not at a high enough level or that your chosen Host is not enough of a dickhead. When in a Pact, it is a nuisance to get out of such an arrangement so make sure you choose well. When the Pact is finalised, you are already entitled to some of his earnings, yet it is never enough to counteract the trouble you face when living under such conditions. You must be confident enough to know how to manipulate your Host into placating you further with offerings of wealth.

Other desirable traits include:

Aesthetic appeal

If you are to associate yourself with a host, they may as well be pleasing to the eye. Also, when it comes to the subject of rewards, it helps if you find your Host at least mildly attractive. Reward will be discussed in further detail later.

Generosity

It makes it easier to extract tangible objects if your Host is already disposed to handing such things out freely. To find such a trait in a Host, I suggest you start scouring those who were born into a privileged existence.

Sisters, do not assume that this is the only way to get money out of males. My personal favourite is the ‘lover’ or the ‘admirer’. The benefits of having such an infatuated slave is that you can be showered in luxury (often even more plentifully than you would in a Pact situation) and there are few strings attached. Consider: more gifts for less commitment. Of course, the downside to the ‘no strings attached’ rule is that this is a relatively short solution and targets must be changed often. However, it does mean that you can juggle several of these slaves at once. Not that I’m discouraging you from doing so in a Pact agreement. This topic will be elaborated on in the future.

Host or admirer, you need to initiate a reward system in order to extract what you want. You must remember that the reward system is only to be used for your advantage. It is NOT PAYMENT. It is ENCOURAGEMENT. YOU DO NOT OWE MEN ANYTHING. Men are merely there to attend to your whims, yet sometimes they are reluctant to do so. When you enter a relationship, it is pivotal that you give them a taste of the Benefits of being in a Pact with you. Their limited brainpower will then constantly assume that by pleasing you, they will be rewarded with more Benefits. Fortunately, their inept minds will do half the work for you, so if you play your cards right, you will not have to encourage them often.

Unfortunately, because of their inefficient brainpower, sometimes men can be angered beyond your control. When this happens, we commonly refer to it as when the shit hits the fan. Keep in mind that even the best stumble and that is why it is essential for women to maintain their independence. A Pact that is entered without promise of material benefits is equal to a surrender of your own independence and is merely subscribing to a life of servitude. Maintaining your own income in a separate bank account – preferably without your Host’s knowledge – is the best back up you can have in a dangerous situation. Having an income and an occupation, whether a career or a part-time occupation is necessary for recovery. We don’t think that you are in danger, Sisters. We just want you to be careful. Remember, men are like dogs. You can have them configured them to be docile one minute and the next they can turn on you for no reason.

Stimulating employment can also keep your mind sharp which is helpful when manipulating your Host. We hope to bring you a separate post on dealing with males in the workplace in the future.

What I am saying, Sisters, is that although men are not necessary they can be a valuable source of income. All situations can be manipulated for your own purpose when you are an accomplished Sister.

May you find cupcakes hidden in your garden,

Priestess