Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Greetings

Greetings,

We are Priestess and Empress and we aim to provide women with the bow and arrows with which to deal with the circumstances whereby you may encounter men. We're feminist - so what? Here we're all Sisters.

Our Misandrist Guide to Femininity will be your star to follow. We'll begin this guide very shortly. And because there are two of us we shall specify whether it is a joint or separate post.

First of all we'll give you a bit of an idea about us. In our minds we wear red dresses and carry bows and arrows. We're ready. We dance by the moonlight. There is no occasion that we cannot conquer with wit, beauty and cupcakes.

Ladies, you are always better than the men who pursue you. So just tell them to get out before you put an arrow through each one of their assets.

We'll come to you again shortly.

May you find cupcakes hidden in your garden,

Priestess and Empress

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