Love Trees Not Men

Greetings from your Empress,

I trust that you enjoyed Priestess's most recent post - I personally found its contents extremely liberating.

Due to recent and upcoming events, recent events involving climbing trees to hold our Feminist High Tea, and upcoming events involving examinations, my next post on the topic of The Lies of Men may be not as prompt as I know you're wishing it to be.

Fear not, Sisters. Due to a recent encounter with a male texter I had to employ some bows and arrows. If I may say so myself, they were some pretty amazing ammunition. For your future benefit I will give you some of my bows and arrows that I used in this very easily whipped war.

Be not afraid to royally shut them down.

"I am not impressed with men who stalk like Edward Cullen."
"Now if you'll excuse me, texting you is costing me money."
"I don't believe that your name is **** because it's the most commonly used alias of pedophiles as listed by Crimestoppers 2009"
"You're not a pedophile... but I am."
"Quite frankly, I just want you to go away from me."
"Simply put, I am not the sort of girl who is won over my stalker texters."
"Didn't I tell you that I don't like guys?"



May you find cupcakes hidden in your garden,

Empress.